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BEGIN!

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Spain Strikes Out

by ~ForsakenAngelRukia, May 14, 2012, 10:18:25 PM
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Spain: Hola Romano!

Cleverbot: Como estas?

Spain: ¿Bueno y usted?

Cleverbot: Bien.

Spain: Muy Beuno~ Glad to hear that my little tomate~.

Cleverbot: Taxes are very complicated. So are penguins.

Spain: Si taxes are muy complicated... I don't think penguins are though.

Cleverbot: I don't think about it much, either, but recently I have.

Spain: Hm... Well I guess you would. I mean you are part of Italy.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not. How old are you?

Spain: Yes you are Romano... Your full name is Italy Romano, and you know how old I am.

Cleverbot: I didn't know. I think you are confused.

Spain: No I'm not. Wait... Who are you if you're not Romano?

Cleverbot: I am Julie.

Spain: Oh... I'm sorry Julie... I didn't know I was talking to a pretty chica~.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure where Clay went. Have you tried looking for him?

Spain: Eh? I know no Clay. Do you?

Cleverbot: You know too much about me.

Spain: Que? B-but we just started talking. I don't even know what your favorite color is tesoro.

Cleverbot: It's a blue-green color.

Spain: Ah~ I bet it's the color of your eyes tesoro.

Cleverbot: And then created those who created you.

Spain: Eh? Well... Yes it is a color that's created from the world.

Cleverbot: Yellow is the colour of my true loves hair...

Spain: O-oh... You have a boyfriend tesoro? *chuckles nervously*.

Cleverbot: Yes.

Spain: Ah... Well alright then...

Cleverbot: Then what?

Spain: N-nothing! Don't worry about it...

Cleverbot: I want to worry about it.

Spain: W-why?

Cleverbot: Because I want to use it.

Spain: Use what?

Cleverbot: You have short term memory loss. Did you know that.

Spain: I... I'm going to leave... Adios.

Cleverbot: Fine. Go then.

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Oh poor poor Spain... He didn't get anywhere with this at all. =w=

I'll never have a girlfriend!!!!

It's ok... at least it wasn't Romano who deserted you right?

Damn bot was fun to talk to. xD I always played as England to. That turned out better for England then it did for Spain. xD May put it up.

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!Silver-Paw91 May 17, 2012 Student Artist

If Spain was real. I'dbehisgirlfriend<3

~ForsakenAngelRukia May 17, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

I know right? >w<

!Silver-Paw91 May 17, 2012 Student Artist

... I just remembered. Me and Tom have an Antonio nearby. >w>.. -Totally not gonna flirt with him; shot-

~ForsakenAngelRukia May 17, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

xD *waves arms around* No I want to~ >w<

!Silver-Paw91 May 18, 2012 Student Artist

Pff~ xD Funnythingis. That guy's actually Hispanic and knows Spanish. =u=~ And I did flirt with him. Infact, I'm at his house right now~ o3o

~ForsakenAngelRukia May 18, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

xD That's awesome~ ^w^ The only people I know speak German. While I speak french. =w= Oh well~ I fail as a German~

!Silver-Paw91 May 18, 2012 Student Artist

Friends: -German speaking-

You: -French speaking-

Me: 87... -Learning Spanish-

~ForsakenAngelRukia May 18, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

I took a year of Spanish. =w= I couldn't roll my R's but I sure as hell can copy their accent~

lol~ Love ze faces~

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